They don’t even ring the bell and every time I have made or seen someone else make this argument, you get a bunch of UPS/FedEx workers in the thread trying to excuse this by saying they don’t have enough time to push a fucking button. 😬

I just pour them both in my mouth at the same time.

Goes well with the worm coffee.

All I can hear when eating chips is the crunch of the chips in my mouth.

I hate working with other men because all I end up hearing all fucking day is homophobic, racist, and sexist bullshit.

Jay’s special milk

😏

looks in his pants

🥹

“Enter your birthdate to enter”

1/1/1900

I didn’t even think about that but… Yeah. That’s exactly what I’d do.

I could also enter fursuit contests and win them all. 😌

I would like to know what it feels like to have two or more people fighting to be with me.

Or, hell, just 1 would do. 🥹

Also when a chef writes a recipe, it’s usually from experimenting and experience while cooking. An AI writing a recipe will say to use a dozen eggs, a teaspoon of sugar, and a metric ton of flour to make 2 pancakes.

Is this just someone’s OC or are these characters from a cartoon?

Barney: “Hey, Moe, can I pay with a drawing?”

I’m curious to know what the plan with the glue in the waffle maker was supposed to be. 🤔

And I have fillings, too. IDK if you know how much more that affects it, but it’s like being zapped directly in your brain.

I might eat some paper because it was on there and you don’t really taste it, but if I touched my teeth to tin foil, I would instantly feel it.