TimeSquirrel

Ok, it’s not just me that’s a touch-starved loser.

Hi everyone. virtual hugs

🌭

US here, right behind you in a few hours.

I work at heights a lot, so that may actually be beneficial to my fear of heights.

Have you seen X-Men? That’s how you start a global xenophobic war/genocide. Humans suck.

Y2K bug: You are 0 years old now, denied.

Internet sites back in late 90s: “By clicking ‘create account’, you agwee that u r 18 years or older, pwomise? UwU”

Me at 14: 👍 click

Buys anarchy and Che T-shirts at the mall

Plex, Plex, Plex, and Plex?

🏴‍☠️Yar Har…🏴‍☠️

“Only the good ones”

Surrounded by Duracells

Goes to sent mail folder and checks it again after sending…